Ok guys, it's been a while since I've written something on here, but I'm really trying to win a first copy of J.L. Bryan's last novel in the Paranormals Series, Alexander Death. I wouldn't really call the series a Young Adult series. There's sex, lies, and death as well as some pretty graphically disturbing images Bryan paints related to the "Jenny Pox." I can't express how excited I am about this new novel.
I heard about Bryan from Amanda Hocking on twitter. I read her My Blood Approves series and fell in love with her writing style. When she suggested that people should check out J.L. Bryan I did. I've read all but two of his novels and I'm telling you. I really like his style. The first novel in the paranormals series is Jenny Pox. Jenny is a girl who has a talent for infecting people with pox by touching them. If she touches them too long they die. If you want to read Alexander Death on it's September 30th release I'd suggest you start from the beginning.
Also J.L. Bryan is a pretty cool guy. He lives in Atlanta like me and he's pretty awesome to tweet with. Look him up. Promise he won't disappoint you. He's giving away three copies of the final novel in the Paranormals trilogy called Alexander Death. He's giving them out on the 25th of the month so if you'd like a chance to win go to his blog and enter! I tweeted the information a little while ago. Good luck and check him out!
P.S. he also contributed to the Glass Heart Chronicles which is pretty great as well.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Win a copy of Alexander Death by J.L. Brayn!
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Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Que?
Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!
Bellboy: (sigh) No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy: Que?
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Thursday, March 24, 2011
Hello there world, where have you been?
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Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Fluctuations
Today's word is fluctuations.
An Asian lady was trying to exchange yen for dollars in a bank. It was obvious she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"
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Sunday, February 27, 2011
Awards Shows
I don't know why I watch Awards Shows. I don't watch them for the fashion. I watch them hoping that people I want to win do. And of course, they never do. The Oscars snubbed Christopher Nolan in the directing category by not giving him a nomination and then Hans Zimmer doesn't win Best Original Score.
I don't understand why people are so taken by the Social Network. I haven't seen it and I don't have a desire to. I have a feeling that it'll be like Avatar was for me. The concept was cool and it looked amazing, but I thought that the story was stupid. I don't care enough about how Facebook got started and the struggles that went along with it becoming the largest social networking site. I'd be happy with any other film winning over it. Sorry that's how I feel.
I thought that Inception was the best movie I had ever seen. It was spectacular. I guess I have a certain taste in movies that NO ONE ELSE has. It's sad really.
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Monday, February 14, 2011
Austin, everyone will know your name one day
My nephew Austin has a type of dedication that no one else in my family has ever had. There's nothing wrong with that. We were all dreamers, but we never knew quite how to execute ourselves to make our dreams a reality.
Austin speed skates, indoor, outdoor, where ever you can, and he's good at it. He just turned 14 but he works harder than anyone his age, anyone my age, to be good at what he loves and his hard work has paid off.
I just got a message from my sister-in-law that Austin finally got sponsored! Austin is now sponsored by Pinnacle Racing! It's very exciting! I can't imagine being 14 and being so good at something that people notice and want you to represent them. And he takes it in stride. He's humble and I can't commend him enough.
I know that his goal is speed skating on ice in the Olympics. He wants to be the next Apolo Ohno and I don't doubt that he could be. He works hard at it. I know that they've been talking about him moving to the ice. I'm just not sure when they're going to do it or if that something he still wants to do. But talking about the Olympics when you're 13 has to be mindblowing.
Austin, I'm very proud of you and I'm here to support you!
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Happy Valentine's Day
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Saturday, February 12, 2011
In Bruges
I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank, which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up. ~ Harry (Ralph Fiennes), In Bruges
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Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Disgruntled Worker
Samantha: Another day, another half dollar, since we're working for free
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Monday, February 7, 2011
Just Because the Movie's Awesome
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My Blood Approves: The Best Things in Life are Batman
My Blood Approves: The Best Things in Life are Batman: "Last night, I dreamt that Joseph Gordon-Levitt and I got a really cute dog. Some kind of pug mix, and it was super cute. So I woke up toda..."
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Beta Reading
I got my first copy editing gig today and I'm pretty excited about it! I've been reading a lot of ebooks lately and I stumbled across one call Lost, a Vampire Romance by Lori Devoti. It was a short story which left me wanting to know what happened next. I was wondering if the next installment had been released so looked at Lori's page and at the bottom they have a link to her latest blog postings. Her most recent post requested Beta Readers for an upcoming vampire romance.
I've posted on here before that part of my job is copy editing and that I'd love to do it professionally. It's a dream job of mine. Well I contacted Lori and to my surprise she e-mailed me asking me if I'd be interested in reading her next novel. Of course I told her yes and she told me that she'd send me something to look at next week.
I'm not doing this for money. It's something that I enjoy and I'm doing this purely for the experience. I'd love to do it professionally one day, but I need the practice first. Emory University is holding a copy editing class here next month and I want to enroll.
That being said, if anyone has anything they would like critiqued, I would be more than willing. I'll not only look for typos, grammatical errors, continuity issues, etc., I'll critique and comment on plot issues, characterization, believability, and overall feeling.
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12AM Sophie wake-up call
Right when we got settled into bed, Sophie started screaming for me. Since I had already been in her room twice I sent Bob in to check on her. From our room I heard her scream
Sophie: I don’t want you. I want mommy. I don’t even like you. Go away.Now before you think man…that’s harsh, Sophie and Bob have this volatile relationship. It’s like a love hate thing.
Bob: You create these divisions you know. It’s always you guys against me.I ignored him and when he left I tried to calm Sophie down. She sat up and said
Sophie: Mommy where’s my water?So I yelled for Bob and told him that Sophie wanted to apologize. He grumbled about how he had just gotten comfortable and I told him to get into the room because his daughter wanted to talk to him. When he walked in Sophie started sniffling gave him a hug and said she was sorry.Me: Sophie I didn’t give you one tonight. Do you really need one?Sophie: Can you ask Daddy to get me a water?Me: Sophie, you really hurt Daddy’s feelings. You should be nicer to him. I think you need to apologize.Sophie: Okay mommy.
Bob: It’s ok.When I come back Sophie is laying there crying. We both keep asking her what’s wrong and she won’t say.Sophie: Daddy, can you get me a water?Bob: You know what? You guys really beat up on me.Me: Move out of the way and I’ll go get it.
Me: Get up and I’ll lay down with her.After he left the room I asked herBob: Ok. Good night baby.
Me: Sophie, what’s wrong baby? Why are you crying?So I slept in Sophie’s room last night. At 6 in the morning she woke up and said
Sophie: Daddy snuggles with me too much.
Me: You're crying because daddy suggles with you too much?
Sophie: Yes.
Sophie: Mommy, let’s go snuggle with daddy.Not 5 minutes later she climbs back in bed.Me: You can go, but I’m tired and I’m not moving.Sophie: Ok Mommy. I’ll be back later.Me: Uh huh
Sophie: Ok Mommy. I’m back. I want to snuggle with you now.
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Saturday, February 5, 2011
Daddy needs to quit being a douche.
I needed to run some errands this morning so the family got together and went to Target. When we got back Bob told Sophie to get all her stuff out of the car. I went to help her and she looked up at me with serious eyes and said:
Mom. I think dad's being a douche.
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I LOVE my Kindle
- Lost, a vampire romance
- Immortal
- The Trylle Trilogy
- Camille
- The My Blood Approves Series
- Reaper
- Don't Die Dragon Fly
- House of Dark Shadows
- Hollowland
- Darkness Under the Sun
- What the Night Knows
- The Lost Hero
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Friday, February 4, 2011
New Soul
I came to this strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take.
But since I came here
Felt the joy and the fear
Finding myself making every possible mistake
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
I'm a young soul in this very strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit bout what is true and fake.
But why all this hate?
Try to communicate
Finding trust and love is not always easy to make.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
This is a happy end
Cause' you don't understand
Everything you have done
Why's everything so wrong
This is a happy end
Come and give me your hand
I'll take your far away.
I'm a new soul
I came to this strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take
But since I came here
Felt the joy and the fear
Finding myself making every possible mistake
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la....
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Thursday, February 3, 2011
Music I miss
There are a lot of bands that I loved and haven't heard a lot about recently or have completely disappeared. I loved watching a lot of these bands at Warped Tour. The greatest music festival EVER.
Bush
Story of the Year
Taking Back Sunday
The Starting Line
Dashboard Confessional
Yellow Card
The Ataris
Sum 41
Lit
The Offspring
Sublime
New Found Glory
Yellow Card
My Chemical Romance
There are a couple of bands who have withstood the sands of time...and I thank you
Blink 182
311
Green Day
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Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Since Feeling Is First
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;
wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world
my blood approves,
and kisses are a better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry
--the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says
we are for each other: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis"
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Labels: E.E. Cummings, My Blood Approves
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
You mean you're ASIAN???
Bob: Leroy (a guy he works with) and Kioko (Leroys girlfriend) went to an Asian market the other day and he said that he was freaked out because they had whole frozen pigs there.
Me: Ok...
Bob: Why aren't you laughing? It's funny. It's a whole pig with a barcode on it's back.
Me: It's not funny. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.
Bob: Don't you want a frozen pig? It's a Korean thing.
Me: Just because I AM Korean doesn't mean I want a frozen pig! Other than the way I look, I'm about as Asian as you are.
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Favorite Films
Top 10 Favorite Films (This started out as 5, but the list grew. After the top 5 they are in no particular order.)
- Inception
- The Departed
- Lucky Number Sleven
- Rocky Horror Picture Show
- Inglourious Basterds
The Usual Suspects, Forrest Gump, Philadelphia, Se7en, Memento
Guilty Pleasures (These are films that aren’t necessarily good movies, but I love to watch them.)
Transylvania-6500, Howard the Duck, Moulin Rouge!, Pride & Prejudice, Twilight, The Phantom of the Opera, Nacho Libre, Office Space, The Royal Tenenbaums, Waxwork, Boondock Saints, Zoolander, The Notebook, The Lookout, 500 Days of Summer, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Braveheart, The Dark Knight, American Psycho, Stand by Me, The Shawshank Redemption
Movies That Scared Me Shitless
Pet Semetary, The Haunted (It’s a made for TV movie from the early 90s.), The Shining, The Grudge, The Ring, Halloween: Curse of Michael Myers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Rosemary’s Baby, The Exorcist
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I'd really like to quit my job
Me: Babe, I think I want to either work part time or not at all.
Bob: And what would you be doing the rest of the time Britany.
Me: Well, the house would always be immaculate, and I'd have dinner ready when you got home. Also there are some classes at the gym I'd love to take during the day.
Bob: How come that's not an option for me, huh? Maybe I'd like to stay home too.
Me: Well maybe we could work that out.
Bob: I don't think so. ::long pause:: Is this something you really want to do?
Me: YES
Bob: Man Brit I thought you were kidding. You're really being serious about this. No way! Why did you go to college and get a degree if you're not going to use it! I'd like to stay home too. That isn't going to happen.
Me: Well I'd really like and ipad then.
Bob: No.
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Living in Atlanta
This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, Georgia, has ever lived in Atlanta, has ever visited Atlanta, ever plans to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who already lives in Atlanta, or knows anyone who has ever heard of Atlanta.
Atlanta is composed mostly of one-way streets. The only way to get out of downtown Atlanta is to turnaround and start over when you reach Greenville , South Carolina .
All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House." except that in Cobb County , where all directions begin with, "Go to the Big Chicken."
Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with:
Peachtree Circle
Peachtree Place
Peachtree Lane
Peachtree Road
Peachtree Parkway
Peachtree Run
Peachtree Terrace
Peachtree Avenue
Peachtree Commons
Peachtree Battle
Peachtree Corners
New Peachtree
Old Peachtree
West Peachtree
Peachtree-Dunwoody
Peachtree-Chamblee
Peachtree Industrial Boulevard
Atlantans only know their way to work and their way home. If you ask anyone for directions, they will always send you down Peachtree.
Atlanta is the home of Coca-Cola. Coke's all they drink there so don't ask for any other soft drink unless it's made by Coca-Cola. Even if you want something other than a Coca-Cola, it's still called Coke.
The gates at Atlanta 's Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport are about 32 miles away from the Main Concourse, so wear sneakers and pack a lunch.
The 8 a.m. rush hour is from 6:30 a.m. to 10:30 a.m.
The 5 p.m. rush hour is from 3:00 p.m. to 7:30 pm. (Don’t forget the lunch time rush hour!)
Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon and lasts through 2 a.m. Saturday.
Only a native can pronounce Ponce De Leon Avenue , so do not attempt the Spanish pronunciation. People will simply tilt their heads to the right and stare at you. The Atlanta pronunciation is " pawntz duh LEE-awn."
And yes, they have a street named simply, "Boulevard."
The falling of one raindrop causes all drivers to immediately forget all traffic rules. If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a week. Overnight, all grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer.
I-285, the loop that encircles Atlanta which has a posted speed limit of 55 mph but you have to maintain 80 mph just to keep from getting run over and is known to truckers as "The Watermelon 500."
Don't believe the directional markers on highways: I-285 is marked "East" and "West" but you may be going North or South. The locals identify the direction by referring to the "Inner Loop" and the "Outer Loop ."
If you travel on Hwy 92 North, you will actually be going southeast.
Never buy a ladder or mattress in Atlanta . Just go to one of the interstates and you will soon find one in the middle of the road.
The last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger, unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip.
Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Georgia .
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Georgia , plus a couple no one has seen before.
If it grows, it sticks. If it crawls, it bites. If you notice a vine trying to wrap itself around your leg, you have about 20 seconds to escape, before you are completely captured and covered with Kudzu.
It's not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.
"Fixinto" is one word (I'm fixinto go to the store) - also can be pronounced "Fixinta".
Sweet Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 2 years old.
"Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
"How's Momma-nem" means: "How's Mother and all of the other children and other members of the family doing?
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Sunday, January 30, 2011
My thoughts on movies.
I love film. I never get tired of a good movie. I’ll watch it over and over and catch something new every single time. That being said, good films are broken up into two parts, films with a terrific story and films with great actors.
Good Film
A good movie grabs your attention in the first 5 minutes. You consciously are so into the movie that you are more than happy to invest the next 90 minutes to 3 hours to it. The film makes you want to care about the characters. You want to know what happens to them even if you think that there would have been a better actor to play the part. You look past all of the flaws and want to see how the story plays out. If you hate the ending, I still think you would be willing to say that it’s a good movie because you stuck it out even until the “not so spectacular” ending. The ending will piss you off, but the rest of the movie was worth the sacrifice. The best movie would be a movie with a great story and wonderful casting. Sometimes that’s difficult to do.
Good Actors
There are a handful of actors that I would call good actors. A good actor is like a chamelion, you don’t see them in the part. They actually become the charater. Sometimes when you’re watching a movie you lose track of who the character is. You refer to them as the actors name. If you are a good actor the viewer is more likely to become invested in your character. You are more believable.
A good actor is someone who you are willing to watch any movie they’re in. For example, I will watch ANY movie Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in PERIOD. Even if the movie is a complete bomb, they will execute their jobs perfectly. The Lady Killers, not the best Tom Hanks movie of all time. Even though I didn’t particularly like the movie, I thought the did an awesome job in it. GI: Joe, not the best movie, but I still thought Joe played his part well. I will watch a sequel to it just to see what he’s like.
A good actor will make you feel for their character in the situations that they are in. You may even want to cry when you watch it because their part is so believable you want to even know more than what the movie gives you. Even if the storyline isn’t so great and you feel like finishing it up is a waste of time, you’ll stay with it. Just because you want to know what happens to the character.
That being said…
I’m not claiming to be a film expert, I just love all types of movies: independent, dramas, dark comedy, musicals. You name it and I’ve got a favorite in that category. The entire reason I posted this was because of a small film called “The Lookout.”
I watched it because Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in it. He’s one of those actors that I’ll watch any movie he’s in and I know he’ll do a good job. I’ve yet to be disappointed. (Don’t believe me, watch a film he did called Manic. Great stuff) Right from the beginning I became invested into Chris Pratts life. I felt sorry for him, I wanted to know how he turned his life around. He played the part so well your heart broke when you watched his struggles. You wanted to help him in any way you could. After the movie I wanted to see more. I wanted to know how is life developed. If things got better for him. It is definitely a must watch film. I didn’t care so much about some of the other characters in the film, but I thought that he did a fantastic job.
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Saturday, January 29, 2011
Blogspot v. Tumblr
I'm trying really hard to get used to this whole Blogspot thing. I've only been using Tumblr for a few months and I love that it is incredibly user friends when it comes to the types of posts you want to do whether it's a video, pic, or just a standard text blog. I like that Blogspot allows comments though. Otherwise I feel like Tumblr has the upper hand. Any thoughts on making this transition a little easier or am I screwed?
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To be or not to be...
There are several things that people wish they could be, an actor, a musician, a strawberry (that one was for you Amanda). I wish I could be a writer. I come up with interesting enough ideas, but I'm never good enough at the small details. I know how to start it off and where I want it to end, but all the stuff in between never comes to me. Since I'm pretty sure that the journey is the best part of the story then me being a great novelist is pretty much out of the question. That why I think that I should put my OCD to good use. I want to be a copy editor.
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Labels: good reads, kindle, paranormal romance, writing
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Creepy Dreams
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