Today's word is fluctuations.
An Asian lady was trying to exchange yen for dollars in a bank. It was obvious she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Fluctuations
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I randomly found your blog, noticed you read some similar books ive read, was thinking of starting to read Switched, what you think of that book and series? Have you read Hunger Games or Maze Runner...how does it compare?..thanks:)
funny joke by the way....lol
Thanks. Haven’t read Hunger Games yet, but I'm dying to. I need to update my books list because it has grown substantially since I posted that. The Trylle series was pretty good. Amanda Hocking is great. I liked My Blood Approves more. I've just started reading the Fallen Series and I like those books just as much as My Blood Approves.
Ah Hunger Games is great, I wish there were more than just 3 books, you try Maze Runner series after that, although only thing that sucks is the 3rd and final book doesnt come out till October, so I'm eagerly waiting to find out what happens next. I think ill try out Switched, thanks for the info
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