You mean you're ASIAN???

Bob:  Leroy (a guy he works with) and Kioko (Leroys girlfriend) went to an Asian market the other day and he said that he was freaked out because they had whole frozen pigs there.  

Me:  Ok...

Bob:  Why aren't you laughing?  It's funny.  It's a whole pig with a barcode on it's back.

Me:  It's not funny.  It's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.

Bob:  Don't you want a frozen pig?  It's a Korean thing.

Me:  Just because I AM Korean doesn't mean I want a frozen pig!  Other than the way I look, I'm about as Asian as you are.