Friday, February 4, 2011

New Soul

I'm a new soul
I came to this strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take.
But since I came here
Felt the joy and the fear
Finding myself making every possible mistake

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

I'm a young soul in this very strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit bout what is true and fake.
But why all this hate?
Try to communicate
Finding trust and love is not always easy to make.

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

This is a happy end
Cause' you don't understand
Everything you have done
Why's everything so wrong

This is a happy end
Come and give me your hand
I'll take your far away.

I'm a new soul
I came to this strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take
But since I came here
Felt the joy and the fear
Finding myself making every possible mistake

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la....

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Music I miss

There are a lot of bands that I loved and haven't heard a lot about recently or have completely disappeared. I loved watching a lot of these bands at Warped Tour. The greatest music festival EVER.

Bush
Story of the Year
Taking Back Sunday
The Starting Line
Dashboard Confessional
Yellow Card
The Ataris
Sum 41
Lit
The Offspring
Sublime
New Found Glory
Yellow Card
My Chemical Romance

There are a couple of bands who have withstood the sands of time...and I thank you

Blink 182
311
Green Day

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Since Feeling Is First

"since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;
wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world

my blood approves,
and kisses are a better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry
--the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says

we are for each other: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph

And death i think is no parenthesis"

~ E.E. Cummings

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

You mean you're ASIAN???

Bob:  Leroy (a guy he works with) and Kioko (Leroys girlfriend) went to an Asian market the other day and he said that he was freaked out because they had whole frozen pigs there.  
Me:  Ok...
Bob:  Why aren't you laughing?  It's funny.  It's a whole pig with a barcode on it's back.
Me:  It's not funny.  It's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.
Bob:  Don't you want a frozen pig?  It's a Korean thing.
Me:  Just because I AM Korean doesn't mean I want a frozen pig!  Other than the way I look, I'm about as Asian as you are.

Favorite Films

Top 10 Favorite Films (This started out as 5, but the list grew. After the top 5 they are in no particular order.)

  1. Inception
  2. The Departed
  3. Lucky Number Sleven
  4. Rocky Horror Picture Show
  5. Inglourious Basterds

The Usual Suspects, Forrest Gump, Philadelphia, Se7en, Memento

Guilty Pleasures (These are films that aren’t necessarily good movies, but I love to watch them.)

Transylvania-6500, Howard the Duck, Moulin Rouge!, Pride & Prejudice, Twilight, The Phantom of the Opera, Nacho Libre, Office Space, The Royal Tenenbaums, Waxwork, Boondock Saints, Zoolander, The Notebook, The Lookout, 500 Days of Summer, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Braveheart, The Dark Knight, American Psycho, Stand by Me, The Shawshank Redemption

Movies That Scared Me Shitless
Pet Semetary, The Haunted (It’s a made for TV movie from the early 90s.), The Shining, The Grudge, The Ring, Halloween: Curse of Michael Myers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Rosemary’s Baby, The Exorcist

I'd really like to quit my job

Me: Babe, I think I want to either work part time or not at all.
Bob: And what would you be doing the rest of the time Britany.
Me: Well, the house would always be immaculate, and I'd have dinner ready when you got home. Also there are some classes at the gym I'd love to take during the day.
Bob: How come that's not an option for me, huh? Maybe I'd like to stay home too.
Me: Well maybe we could work that out.
Bob: I don't think so. ::long pause:: Is this something you really want to do?
Me: YES
Bob: Man Brit I thought you were kidding. You're really being serious about this. No way! Why did you go to college and get a degree if you're not going to use it! I'd like to stay home too. That isn't going to happen.
Me: Well I'd really like and ipad then.
Bob: No.

Living in Atlanta

This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, Georgia, has ever lived in Atlanta, has ever visited Atlanta, ever plans to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who already lives in Atlanta, or knows anyone who has ever heard of Atlanta.

Atlanta is composed mostly of one-way streets. The only way to get out of downtown Atlanta is to turnaround and start over when you reach Greenville , South Carolina .

All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House." except that in Cobb County , where all directions begin with, "Go to the Big Chicken."

Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with:
Peachtree Circle
Peachtree Place
Peachtree Lane
Peachtree Road
Peachtree Parkway
Peachtree Run
Peachtree Terrace
Peachtree Avenue
Peachtree Commons
Peachtree Battle
Peachtree Corners
New Peachtree
Old Peachtree
West Peachtree
Peachtree-Dunwoody
Peachtree-Chamblee
Peachtree Industrial Boulevard

Atlantans only know their way to work and their way home. If you ask anyone for directions, they will always send you down Peachtree.

Atlanta is the home of Coca-Cola. Coke's all they drink there so don't ask for any other soft drink unless it's made by Coca-Cola. Even if you want something other than a Coca-Cola, it's still called Coke.

The gates at Atlanta 's Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport are about 32 miles away from the Main Concourse, so wear sneakers and pack a lunch.
The 8 a.m. rush hour is from 6:30 a.m. to 10:30 a.m.
The 5 p.m. rush hour is from 3:00 p.m. to 7:30 pm. (Don’t forget the lunch time rush hour!)

Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon and lasts through 2 a.m. Saturday.

Only a native can pronounce Ponce De Leon Avenue , so do not attempt the Spanish pronunciation. People will simply tilt their heads to the right and stare at you. The Atlanta pronunciation is " pawntz duh LEE-awn."

And yes, they have a street named simply, "Boulevard."

The falling of one raindrop causes all drivers to immediately forget all traffic rules. If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a week. Overnight, all grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer.

I-285, the loop that encircles Atlanta which has a posted speed limit of 55 mph but you have to maintain 80 mph just to keep from getting run over and is known to truckers as "The Watermelon 500."

Don't believe the directional markers on highways: I-285 is marked "East" and "West" but you may be going North or South. The locals identify the direction by referring to the "Inner Loop" and the "Outer Loop ."

If you travel on Hwy 92 North, you will actually be going southeast.

Never buy a ladder or mattress in Atlanta . Just go to one of the interstates and you will soon find one in the middle of the road.

The last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger, unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip.

Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Georgia .

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Georgia , plus a couple no one has seen before.

If it grows, it sticks. If it crawls, it bites. If you notice a vine trying to wrap itself around your leg, you have about 20 seconds to escape, before you are completely captured and covered with Kudzu.

It's not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.

"Fixinto" is one word (I'm fixinto go to the store) - also can be pronounced "Fixinta".

Sweet Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 2 years old.

"Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"

"How's Momma-nem" means: "How's Mother and all of the other children and other members of the family doing?